CAUSE NOBODY LOVES ME... ITS TRUE

SO I HAD A GIG THE OTHER NIGHT FOR THE "REEL DIRECTORY" WHICH IS BASICALLY THE PHONE BOOK OF THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY. I THOUGHT I WAS JUST GOING TO PLAY SOME MUSIC AND HAVE A FEW DRINKS YOU KNOW YOUR TYPICAL CORPORATE PARTY. WELL THEY INFORMED ME 10 MINUTES BEFORE I WAS ABOUT TO PLAY THAT I HAD TO PLAY SOME MUSIC FOR A TRAPPEEZE ARTIST, A HULA HOOP GIRL AND A BURLESK SHOW. EVERY ON HAD THERE MUSIC EXCEPT THE BURLESK GIRL. I DON'T KNOW WHAT BURLESK MUSIC IS SO I PUT ON ONE MY FAVORITE TRACKS OF ALL TIME. PORTISHEAD'S SOUR TIMES. OH YESSSSSSS... SHIT WAS SEXY, GROWN AND I WAS ROCK HARD... PEEP THE LIVE PERFORMANCE NINJAS

SOUR TIMES

OLD SCHOOL RAVE ANTHEM

I JUST LOVE CLASSIC ELECTRONIC MUSIC. FOR ALL OF YOU THAT NEVER HEARD OF "LAMB" THEY ARE AN OLD SCHOOL ELECTRONIC BAND WHO PUT OUT A TRACK CALLED COTTON WOOL IN 95. IT WASN'T UNTIL THE GROUP "FILA BRAZILLA" REMIXED THE TRACK WHICH BECAME A RAVE ANTHEM. IF YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOUR CLASSIC ELECTRONIC MUSIC THIS IS A GREAT PLACE TO START

COTTON WOOL - FILA BRAZILLA RE MIX

I LOVE THESE TYPE OF SALES!!!!!!!!!

Peven Everett

Rave This, Rave That . . . It's been too dark and cold for this Southern Californian. The sun is finally out and i'm ready to start 'kickin up dust' . . . Rid your body of toxin's and inhale some of that good smoke.



Peven Everett "kickin up dust"

U GOTTA LOVE THE HUMOR

WHEN I SAW THIS VIDEO I FUCKIN CRACKED UP. YES ITS HARD TO GET DOWN AT A DUBSTEP NIGHT, BUT ITS THE BEST WHEN YOU GO OUT FOR A FEW PRE PARTY DRINKS/CATCHING UP WITH A HOMEY BEFORE THE REAL NIGHT BEGINS. I LOVE DUBSTEP ON A LOUD SYSTEM OR AT HOME CHILLING WITH SOME TASTEY TREES. U GOTTA LOVE THE HUMOR IN THIS VIDEO ON A DUBSTEP PARTY.

RICHIE SPICE - BURNING (COKI DUBSTEP MIX)

ERRRRRRRR BODY GOING NUT'S

I GUESS THIS SONG IS ON ERRRRR BODY'S LIST. YA ITS KOOL BUT IT'S BEEN PUT TO REST BECAUSE IT HAS BEEN PLAYED TO MANY DAMM TIMES... I GIVE IT TO YOU TO PUT AWAY AND RESURRECT IT IN A COUPLE YEARS. WHEN YOU DO " HIT ME ON MY BEEPER "





FAM-LAY BEEPER

ERRRRRRRR BODY GOING NUYTS

HUF SALE = SAN FRANCISCO

METALHEADZ

DID YOU KNOW GOLDIE WAS INTO GRAFFITI? DID YOU KNOW GOLDIE IS A B-BOY? DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO GOLDIE IS? WHEN YOU THINK OF DRUM & BASS HIS NAME IS ONE IN A HAND FULL OF OG PIONEERS IN THE MOVEMENT. BACK IN THE EARLY 90'S AS KID GOING TO UNDERGROUND RAVE'S THERES WERE USUALLY 2 TO 3 ROOMS INCLUDING A JUNGLE ROOM WHICH CAPTURED YOUR NON RAVING TYPE. THE HIP HOPPERS, THE RASTA'S AND THE JUNGLISTS. INNERCITY LIFE WAS A RAVE ANTHOM AND METALHEADZ LABEL WAS KILLING IT WITH HOT "12" ON THE WEEKLY. I LOVE THIS SONG AND THE FUTURE MENTALITY THAT IT BRINGS ON THE 90'S STAND POINT.

INNERCITY LIFE

CONSEQUENCE AKA CONS

ANOTHER FAVORITE ALBUM OF MINE IN 2007 IS CONSEQUENCE "DON'T QUIT YOUR DAY JOB" ON KANYE WEST'S "GOOD MUSIC" LABEL. THIS MC OUTTA NY HAS BEEN PUTTING IT DOWN HARD SINCE 93 AND IS FEATURED ON SEVERAL TRACKS FROM A TRIBE CALLED QUESTS, BEATS, RHYMES, AND LIFE ALBUM. HIS UNDERGROUND MIXTAPE'S GAVE HIM STREET STATUS AS KANYE NEW A DOPE MC WHEN HE HEARD HIM. THE VIDEO FOR THIS FEATURES A CAMEO APPEARANCE BY DARRYL D.M.C McDANIELS OF RUN DMC. THIS FOOL LOOKS LIKE A SHADY ASS THUGG.


UNCLE RAHIEM

BIG NOYD

LETS TAKE A TRIP BACK TO THE DAYS WHEN HIP HOP WAS HEAD NODDING AND THE STORY'S MADE US SIT AND THINK HOW LIFE WAS FOR THESES STREET POETS IN THE URBAN COMMUNITY. NOW WE GOT THAT CLUB GARBAGE FUELED BY BOTTLE SERVICE ORANGE TANS AND HOTELS TURNED CLUBS.. THIS TRACK LETS ME KNOW THAT THE STREET HIP HOP IS RESURRECTED FROM THE DEAD.... MY MAN BIG NOYD CAME WITH IT ON THIS NEW JOINT "THINGS DONE CHANGED". FEEL THAT SHIT


THINGS DONE CHANGED

Vinyl Richie Kool Karlo Bayliens BubbleGum Rmx

I have to say there is nothing bubble gum about this remix. We somehow managed to take a poppy happy singy songy track and make it hard. This was all made possible by My ASR 10 and a few hardware synths. We cut out the original chorus and replaced it with the first bar of the first verse, looped it, chopped it, and screwed it.

BUBBLE GUM REMIX

More Bayliens music can be peeped out @

http://www.myspace.com/thebayliens

Kool Karlo Hyphy Sample Kit

Here are a few "hyphy" sounds I cooked up for yall. Don't forget if you want them to sound real dumb you gotta fuck with them a little on your own. I recommend resampling in to a VCRRRRRRRR or ASRRRRRR. It will make your shit sound HOT HOT HOT.

HYPHY SAMPLE KIT

Kool Karlo Winter Breaks Mix

Kool Karlo Winter Breaks Mix

This is my first all "in the computer" mix.  No Serato no Vinyl with the exception of the scratching.  This was by far the most post production I've put in a "mix tape".  I used many of the same principals I learned from mixing on vinyl and applied them to this digital multitrack mix.  I wanted to make sure it had a live feel to it just like a club mix.  I could have warped everything to the same BPM but I decided to automate the master tempo to prevent the tracks from having that wobbly digital warped sound. The mix focuses predominately on Electro but as usual there is a bet of everything one here including: Hip-Hop, Balie Funk, Freestyle, B-boy breaks and House.

Enjoy and pass this around like a blunt.

http://www.zshare.net/download/76478993065085

Dj Kool Karlo

Track list:

1. 4 Track Freestyle Scratch Attack _Kool Karlo  

2. Non Stop_Si Begg

3. Wild Thing Peaches Remix_Peaches & Ton Loc

4. Who's Afraid of Detroit_3 Channels Rmx

5. Ravey Davey_We Are Champagne 

6. It's Like That_Run DMC

7. Star Guitar_ Chemical Brothers/Kool Karlo Rmx

8. The Party Has Begun_Freestyle 

9. Nickatina Says_Andre Nickatina

10. The Whistler_Myninecan Piss Rmx

11. Yes Yes Yall_Sinden Rmx

12. Since We Last Spoke_Watcho RJD2 Rmx

13. Chapa Quente_Tchutchucos

14. My Moon My Man vs. Moments in Love_Feist

15.  Floor Sweep_Dropsence

16.  Lightsonic_Groove Armada

17. Good Old Future_K300

18. In a state_James Level

19. Peanut Butter Jelly Time_Claud Von Stroke Rmx

20. Baby Got Back_Sir Mixalot Karlo FX Mix

SAVE MIRACLES

THIS WEEK I WENT ALL OUT ON THE NET FLIX AND RENTED BREAKIN' ONE & TWO. THESES MOVIES TAKE ME BACK TO MY GOLDEN DAYS OF B-BOYING WHEN ALL YOU WANTED TO DO IS GET OUT OF SCHOOL AND GO TO THE GARAGE AND PRACTICE WITH YOUR CREW. I FOUND THESE 2 MOVIE CLIPS OF TURBO AND OZONE AT THERE FINEST FROM BREAKIN'1&2. GO OUT AND DANCE

THE ROOF IS ON FIRE

Murakami

In December, graffiti writers AUGER and REVOK modified a billboard advertising the wonderful Takashi Murakami exhibit at the Los Angeles Museum of Contemporary Art. Two days later, the billboard was removed. The LA Weekly now reports that Murakami himself saw online photos of the graffitied billboard and thought it to be “so wonderful, he had to have it for his collection,” according to his representatives. So apparently he had it taken down and shipped to his studio in Japan.

I FUCKIN HATE THE 38 LINE

NO MATTER WHERE YOUR FROM YOUR CITY HAS SOME SORT OF PUBLIC TRANSIT. HERE IN SAN FRANCISCO WE HAVE THE WONDERFUL MUNI & BART. BOTH ARE GREAT PUBIC TRANSIT SYSTEM THAT WILL TAKE YOU PRACTICALLY ANYWHERE YOU NEED TO GO. PUBLIC TRANSPORTATIONS HAS ITS CHARACTERS ESPECIALLY IN SF. YOU GET YOUR REGULAR ALCOHOLIC BUMM BEGGING FOR CHANGE, THE SWEATY FRENCH GUY WHO HAS HIS HANDS UP AND HIS ARM PITS STANK LIKE DEATH BUMPING SOME EURO TRANCE TO YOUR HYPHY KIDS TALKING ABOUT ALL THE BITCHES THEY FUCKED AND THERE ONLY 13 YEARS. THE WORST PART ABOUT BEING A COMMUTER IS THE CROWDED ASS SARDEAN CAN FROM 7:AM TO ABOUT 10AM. SAME FOR YOU COMUTE HOME MAYBE WORSE FROM 4PM TILL ABOUT 6PM. ANYWAYS THE MESSAGE HERE KIDS WELL THERE IS NO MESSAGE I JUST HATE THE 38 LINE

DO THE BUS STOP

CASH RULES EVERYTHING

So i'm sure y'all have heard this song and wondered who jacked the WU-Tang Clan for the C.R.E.A.M. beat. I'm sure you've even had drunk sluts askin for it in the club. Well here it is for you, the working dj or the devoted music fan. I chopped out the wyclef shout outs and just added a lil intro for ya. enjoy.

Wyclef "sweetest girl" remix - Beatnick's dj intro

DJ RYLO

LOS ANGELES DON DADA OF DOWNTEMPO " DJ RYLO "IS BACK TO HIS OLD BAG OF TRICKS. MY MAN RECENTLY LACED ME WITH HIS 2008 ALBUM SAMPLER, AND IF YOU NEVER HEARD OF RYLO YOU CAN EXPECT JAZZY GROOVED SPACED OUT HEAD NODDING DOWNTEMPO WITH A REMINISCENCE OF THE GOLDEN ERA OF HIP HOP. THE MAN HAS PUT IN OVERTIME HOLDING THE LOS ANGELES DOWNTEMPO MOVEMENT. WHEN HE'S NOT DJ'ING OR IN THE STUDIO HE'S HANDLING BUSINESS WITH LABEL SEBADUKES RECORDS. CHECK HIS PODCAST "ANOTHER NITE IN THE DUB COVE", AND STEP INSIDE THE MIND OF RYLO. I CAN ONLY LACE YOU WITH ONE NEW JOINT FROM THE ALBUM, BUT I ADDED A TRACK RYLO AND I DID EARLY 2000'S CALLED "JAZZY REMIX"

JAZZY REMIX FEATURING VINYLRICHIE

SPACE IS THE PLACE

WELCOME TO THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE

ONE OF MY TOP 5 ALBUMS IN 2007. BEN WESTBEECH "WELCOME TO THE BEST YEARS OF MY LIFE" EXPLORES ALL FORMS OF ELECTRONIC AND JAZZ MUSIC AT ITS FINEST. HIS SOFT GROOVING VOCALS REMINDS ME OF JAMIROQUAI BACKED BY UPTEMPO DANCE FLOOR TO SMOOTHED OUT R&B HIP HOP STREET VIBE. IF YOU HAVEN'T PICKED UP THIS ALBUM I SUGGEST YOU DO SO. IT'S ON BROWNSWOOD LABEL RUN BY GILIES PETERSON. THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMELESS ALBUMS YOU CAN ALWAYS BUMP.

SO GOOD TODAY (YORUBA DUB REMIX)

TY & KORI

THESE GUYS HAVE BEEN A FAVORITE OF MINE SINCE I HEARD THERE DEMO TAPE FLOATING AROUND IN LATE 2005/2006. ONCE BENJI B PUT TY & KORI ON AIR THERE CAREER TOOK OFF. GET FAMILIAR WITH THE TRACK THAT STARTED IT ALL

HEY TIME

FILIPINO STYLE

I LOVE MY FILIPINO PEOPLES AND I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT THEY LOVE TO SING AND DANCE. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME WATCH THIS VIDEO TAKEN AT A PRISON IN THE PHILIPPINES AS THEY RE CREATE MICHAEL JACKSON'S FAMOUSE THRILLER VIDEO. I LOVE THE GUY WHO IS PLAYING MICHAEL JACKSON GIRLFRIEND, AND IF YOU LOOK CLOSE YOU CAN SEE HIS RESEEDING HAIR LINE. THE ACTING IS STRAIGHT B RATED WITH EXCELLENT COREAGRAPHY. THEY SHOULD OF GOT OUT EARLY FOR THIS PERFORMANCE

THE RETURN OF PETE ROCK

I DON'T NEED TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS MAN. THERE ARE ONLY A SMALL HANDFUL CLASSIC HIP HOP PRODUCER ICONS LEFT IN THE HIP HOP GAME AMAZING US AND KEEPING AT ITS STRONGEST ROOTS. WITH THE LOSE OF J DILLA (REST IN PEACE) PETE ROCK IS STILL HERE AND WE SHOULD BE FORTUNATE TO BLESSED WITH THE MUSIC. NOW WATCH THE VIDEO AND LET HIM TELL YOU ABOUT IT. REMEMBER WHO BROUGHT IT TO YOU FIRST

HOUSE OF PAIN - JUMP AROUND (P.ROCK REMIX)

BACK ON DA BLOCK

I KNOW YOUR GONNA DIG THIS

Most of your essentials are already distributed by vending machines: condoms, electronics, luscious 1-calorie Tab… But now, you can finally get what you really need: medical marijuana, from Anytime Vending Machines

AVMs are 24/7 machines housed in standalone rooms, abutting two dispensaries and protected by round-the-clock security guards—like ATMs for people combating psychological withdrawal with a physical one. After cinching up your doctor’s consultation, hit an AVM location to get your prescription approved, fingerprint taken, and a prepaid credit card loaded with your profile: dosage (3.5 or 7 grams, up to 1oz a week) and strain preference (choice of five, including OG Cush and Granddaddy Purple, the mildly hallucinogenic forebear to Prince). Then day or night, all you do is hit a machine and walk away with enough vacuum-sealed, plastic-encapsulated cheeba to adequately treat your illness, and guarantee your car never smells like new leather again.

The AVMs are already in place at their respective dispensaries and will be fully-operational by Monday, though their vestibules are still under construction; future plans include machine-vended pharmaceuticals like Vicodin, Viagra, and Propecia—for when the excessive chemicals in Tab have wracked you with pain, limpness, and baldness.

Check out one of the dispensaries that’s stocking the AVM at HerbalNutritionCenterLA.com


COLLIE WEED / BIG BLUNTS

DONT LAUGH

JOSH WINK'S "DONT LAUGH" WAS THE ANTHEM TECHNO TRACK AT UNDERGROUND PARTY'S EVERYWHERE IN 95. TODAY THERE ARE SO MANY FUCKIN GENERE NAMES THAT THE MUSIC GETS LOST AND PEOPLE ARGUE ABOUT IF THAT TRACK IS PROGRESSIVE, BANGING, TECHY OR WHAT EVER ELSE PEOPLE SAY. FUCK THAT. REMEMBER WHEN A RAVE HAD 2 TO 3 ROOMS. YOU HAD THE DANCE (TECHNO AND HOUSE) ROOM, THE HARDCORE ROOM AND A CHILL OUT ROOM. THATS ALL YOU NEED UNTIL THE SUN CAME UP AND YOUR U HAUL TRUCK OR BUS PICKED YOU UP AND TOOK YOU BACK TO YOUR CAR. IT WAS DIRTY, SWEATY AND THE BEST TIME IN YOUR LIFE ALSO BECAUSE YOU TOOK 2 OR 3 NIKE, MITSUBISHI, CLOVES, OR FERRARI;S... YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT... THE SCENE HAS CHANGED FROM A WEEKEND ADVENTURE OF UNDERGROUND FUN TO BUTTON UP SHIRTS AND BOTTLE SERVICE.

THIS 12 INCH IS AN ABSOLUTE CLASSIC. ALL YOU OLD SCHOOL CATS I KNOW YOU REMEMBER THIS ONE. STILL GOES OFF IN THE CLUB TODAY

JOSH WINK - DONT LAUGH

SHIT WE GREW UP ON

THE 80' AND 90'S FOR ME WERE SOME OF THE BEST YEARS IN MY LIFE AS YOU CAN TELL BY RECENT POSTS. IF YOU REMEMBER WAKING UP AT 7:00 AM ON SATURDAY MORNINGS WATCHING CARTOONS TILL 11AM THEN GOING OUTSIDE TO PLAY LATER COMING HOME AROUND 6PM FOR DINNER, BUT ALL WE DID WAS WATCH TV. IF YOU SAID YES WE'LL YOUR GOING TO LOVE MY DEDICATION TO TV CARTOON THEMES/COMMERCIALS THAT WE GREW UP ON.

BEL AIR REMIX