SO WHAT'S IT TAKE TO BE A DJ IN THE 21ST CENTURY YOU ASK. FOR STARTERS YOU PARENTS NEED TO OWN A FINE DINNING RESTAURANT LIKE BENIHANAS. HAVING A MODEL FOR A SISTER WILL TAKE YOU BIG PLACES. YOU NEED TO SHOP AT AMERICAN APPAREL AND WEAR ULTRA SKINNY JEANS. YOU MUST TRAIN WRECK EVERY SONG YOU PLAY AND ADDING TO THE LIST YOU ALSO NEED A BOGUS RECORD LABEL THAT DOESN'T PUT OUT MUSIC, ASK A LOCAL FRIEND TO EDIT A JUSTICE TRACK THEN PUT YOUR NAME ON IT. SORRY I HAD TO ADD THIS. YOU TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF AND CROWD SURF AT EVERY PARTY.
2007 WAS THE YEAR OF SHITTY EDITS, TRAIN WRECKING DJ'S AND AMERICAN APPARELS BEST YEAR IN SALES. WHILE MANY OF YOU ASPIRE TO BE A DJ FOLLOW THESE STEP LIKE STEVE AOKI AND YOU WILL MAKE IT TO THE TOP
NICK HOLDER FEAT JEMINI - NO MORE DATING DJ'S (YAM WHO MIX)
6 comments:
classic post. love the log, keep em' comin. pause.
This is great. Think we need to start a weekly Sucker DJ thread. We can highlight a different CD book sporting bay area dumb ass every week! I am gonna do this.
CLASSIC!
I tried to post a comment linking my post explaining why dj'ing sucks right now to compliment this, but it was not cracking off.
So if you want to see it, go to my blog, www.djstonerokk.com, and click on the "the most important thing I've ever written" on the right of the page.
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found this via Stone's blog, priceless post
i need jeans that i can fit a grand cash in the back pocket.
2008/09 regular fitting jeans fight back!!!
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